OBAMA CAMPAIGN BUZZWORD

Media omits end of campaign slogan.

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COOKIE CONSPIRACY

President calls for Congressional Oversight Committee!

Are baking chip manufacturers attempting to overcharge consumers?

In an attempt to increase profits by duping an uneducated population, manufacturers of chips used in baking, such as chocolate chips and peanut butter chips, have reduced the size of their packages from sixteen ounces to twelve. However, they are still promoting cookie recipes that require sixteen ounces of chips. Not only does this give the manufacturers an immediate 33% increase in profits, but it also requires the consumer to buy two packages for one recipe.

President Obama has called for bi-partisan support to investigate whether the manufacturers have violated any Federal consumer laws.

For some reason, both the Democratic and Republican Representatives from Pennsylvania have denounced this as a typical Obama campaign trick.

AT&T MUMBO JUMBO

The following is a copy from a friend’s AT&T bill. Can you understand it?

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Compared to this, the Internal Revenue Code is a first grade primer.

OBAMA PLEDGES ISRAEL SUPPORT

President draws line in Middle Eastern sand!

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DNC BACKS RUSH

Dems will replace lost advertising revenue.

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OSCAR TO RIP GRAMMYS

Academy Award show to take page from Grammys in a blatant attempt to bolster ratings!

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OBAMA TO ABOLISH BILL OF RIGHTS

President hopes to avoid future public relations debacles.

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KERRY KARDBOARD KONCLUSION

Senate super-committee discovers cause for cardboard shortage.

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UNILEVER REDEFINES LIGHT

Giant food conglomerate makes food healthier.

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CLINTON CONGRATULATES CAIN

Former President may endorse Republican hopeful.

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