CLINTON CONGRATULATES CAIN

Former President may endorse Republican hopeful.

Former President Bill Clinton has contacted presidential hopeful Herman Cain congratulating him on the number of women who have claimed that Cain made improper sexual advances toward them. He informed the candidate to not let these accusations derail his campaign. He also offered his consulting services to Mr. Cain to help him define ‘sexual harassment’.

Sources close to both individuals confirmed that the former President is somewhat envious, and was heard muttering to himself “How can he get so many women? I could only get two, and I was President!”.

The former Democratic President holds Mr. Cain in such high esteem that he is considering the highly unusual step of endorsing the Republican Cain for President.

According to an anonymous source

“President Clinton feels that soon-to-be former President Obama’s policies are ruining both the country and the Democratic Party’s chances of retaining the White House and President Clinton wants to be on the winning side in the next election. He would probably vote for Mr. Cain over any other Democratic candidate, including Hillary.”

The source refused to comment on the report that the former President is hoping that his endorsement would lead to a cabinet or ambassadorial position.

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