Posts Tagged ‘ cnn ’

OBAMA BANS BANS ON BANS

President shortens South American trip to handle new domestic crisis![ READ MORE ]

LENO LEAVING LATENIGHT

For the second time in twelve months NBC is forced to find a new host for the Tonight Show[ READ MORE ]

CNN REALITY SHOW

Twenty-four hour news network CNN has announced that it is going to begin production of its first reality television show. The show will feature disgraced current or former state governors accused or convicted of various criminal, moral, or ethical misdeeds. The premier episode will feature each participant telling the story of one of the acts [ READ MORE ]

OBAMA TO RUN FOR MAYOR

CNN has reported that President Obama has already geared up the White House staff for his next campaign. Unfortunately CNN is erroneously reporting that it his campaign will be for a second term as President. Mr. Obama has actually decided to campaign against incumbent Richard Daley for Mayor of Chicago. According to a White House [ READ MORE ]

CLINTON REALITY SHOW

Cable Network News (CNN) has issued a press release stating that it has signed former President Bill Clinton (D-AR) and current Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (D-Wherever I can get elected) to star in a new sixty-minute reality television show. The working title of the show is Dancing Around the Battle of the American Idol [ READ MORE ]

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