Posts Tagged ‘ Illinois ’

IL VOTED #1 VACATION DESTINATION

Governor proud that state is number 1 in something[ READ MORE ]

PUBLIC RAPE

It’s amazing that the minute newly-elected state officials are sworn into office, they immediately rape the public by deciding to raise taxes[ READ MORE ]

GOVERNOR GETS GREEDY

Illinois Governor steals from Certified Public Accountants[ READ MORE ]

G-20 LEADERS EMBARRASS OBAMA

The European contingent of the Group of 20 is embarrassing US President Obama by their realistic attitude toward economic recovery[ READ MORE ]

GOVERNOR GETS SENIOR MOMENT

Illinois Governor Pat Quinn had a senior moment the other day while giving his budget message. As part of his plan to shake-down the Illinois taxpayers the Governor is suggesting a 33% increase in the state income tax to be used “for education”. He forgot that when the Illinois legislature rammed the Illinois lottery down [ READ MORE ]

IL DEMS SINK TO NEW LOW

The Illinois Democratic Party, in another attempt to subvert the will of the voters, is offering to bribe the victor of the Lt. Governor race to leave the ticket. Scott Lee Cohen overcame two challengers to win the Democratic primary during a hard fought campaign. In the process he spent several million dollars of his [ READ MORE ]

ROD REELS-IN REALITY

Rod Blagojevich (D-IL), former Governor of Illinois, has been signed by BO Productions to host a reality television series for the coming year. The show will be based on Diogenes the Cynic, who traveled throughout Greece looking for an honest man. In this updated version of the story, Mr. Blagojevich will travel Illinois in search [ READ MORE ]

COUNTY LEGALIZES CORRUPTION

Cook, the largest county in the state of Illinois, and home to more corrupt politicians per capita than anywhere in the United States, has taken the unprecedented step of proposing a law to legalize all forms of political corruption, including bribes, kickbacks, patronage hiring, nepotism, and the selling of open elected positions. At a press [ READ MORE ]

IL DISSESS VOTERS

Illinois lawmakers have passed a bill titled Agreement Among States to Elect the President by National Popular Vote Act. This act would require that Illinois cast all of its Electoral College votes for the candidate that won the popular nationwide vote, even if that candidate did not win the vote in Illinois. Brandon Winterbottom III, [ READ MORE ]

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