Posts Tagged ‘ Rod Blagojevich ’

GOVERNOR GETS GREEDY

Illinois Governor steals from Certified Public Accountants[ READ MORE ]

LENO LEAVING LATENIGHT

For the second time in twelve months NBC is forced to find a new host for the Tonight Show[ READ MORE ]

CNN REALITY SHOW

Twenty-four hour news network CNN has announced that it is going to begin production of its first reality television show. The show will feature disgraced current or former state governors accused or convicted of various criminal, moral, or ethical misdeeds. The premier episode will feature each participant telling the story of one of the acts [ READ MORE ]

ROD REELS-IN REALITY

Rod Blagojevich (D-IL), former Governor of Illinois, has been signed by BO Productions to host a reality television series for the coming year. The show will be based on Diogenes the Cynic, who traveled throughout Greece looking for an honest man. In this updated version of the story, Mr. Blagojevich will travel Illinois in search [ READ MORE ]

COUNTY LEGALIZES CORRUPTION

Cook, the largest county in the state of Illinois, and home to more corrupt politicians per capita than anywhere in the United States, has taken the unprecedented step of proposing a law to legalize all forms of political corruption, including bribes, kickbacks, patronage hiring, nepotism, and the selling of open elected positions. At a press [ READ MORE ]

DEMS TAKE 3 -1 LEAD

With the arrest and imminent conviction of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, known to the Illinois Democratic Party as $-Rod, the Democrats have taken a commanding 3 – 1 lead in the race to see which party can have the most governors who have spent time in the Federal pen. Not only do they take the [ READ MORE ]

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